kleemoney: when clit autocorrects to clot and your whole sext is ruined
lovethyhippie: *often thinks about exploiting my body for money*
lonelywhiteasian: lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
every drug dealer no matter the quality of their weed: it's some fire!
Me 50% of the time: I want to read and write poetry and be cultured and love nature and love life.
Me the other 50%: fuck this shit I want to drink and get high on drugs and bale bad ass motherfucker fuck life I don't care.
Me 100% of the time: sitting home alone eating.